Still by a woman
He can’t get laid
Back on the board
Calling himself blade
He’s got faggotisim down
With a sleek precision
Sucked 100 cocks
During his stay in prison
His mouth’s wide open,
Like a air drowning trout
Too bad his papa didn’t
Methodize the pull-out
Lonely little faggot
With no friends at all
Ryan is back posting on the board
When he’s not scoping boys at the mall.
Ryan is the Biggest Faggot -the board game!!!!!
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[b]R.I.P. Chelsie[/b]
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Give me a fat beat bitch…
Yeah, I like that
Now give me some fuckin hi hat
Uh huh
Now break it down for me…
There is this fag named Ryan
Call me out if I’m lyin’
You can fuck his bum
And he’ll drink your cum
With the ferocity of a lion
You see, (here we go!)
Suckin’ dick is his number one hobby
Tickles the balls while he sucks the salami
Opens his mouth and awaits the sperm tsunami
His fag mind’s twisted like a piece of origami
He comes back here with the purpose of what?
Fresh out of jail and to continue his rut?
Fore the last six months of gettin fucked in the butt
Has made the little queer, fiend for the nut
You’ll never see Ryan in a 3 piece suit
He doesn’t have nice things, doesn’t have any loot
I’d like to give his head the god damn boot
With every step he makes his butt hole gives a toot
Cause his ass is open, sloppy and loose
If life was a train, Ryan would be the caboose
One hundred years ago he’d be hangin from a noose
I wouldn’t mind watchin as he’s trampled by a moose
One positive is he’s a great inspiration
Rippin on him gives me great elation
His faggotism is a new sensation
Watch RTBFTBG as it sweeps the fuckin NATION!!
Hey oh!
Hey oh!
Hey oh!
Hey oh!
Getcha hands up and show respect!
Hoo Haw! Gotcha all in check!
Someone dropped a load on Ryan’s neck
Hoo Haw! Gotcha all in check!
(fade out)
Yeah, I like that
Now give me some fuckin hi hat
Uh huh
Now break it down for me…
There is this fag named Ryan
Call me out if I’m lyin’
You can fuck his bum
And he’ll drink your cum
With the ferocity of a lion
You see, (here we go!)
Suckin’ dick is his number one hobby
Tickles the balls while he sucks the salami
Opens his mouth and awaits the sperm tsunami
His fag mind’s twisted like a piece of origami
He comes back here with the purpose of what?
Fresh out of jail and to continue his rut?
Fore the last six months of gettin fucked in the butt
Has made the little queer, fiend for the nut
You’ll never see Ryan in a 3 piece suit
He doesn’t have nice things, doesn’t have any loot
I’d like to give his head the god damn boot
With every step he makes his butt hole gives a toot
Cause his ass is open, sloppy and loose
If life was a train, Ryan would be the caboose
One hundred years ago he’d be hangin from a noose
I wouldn’t mind watchin as he’s trampled by a moose
One positive is he’s a great inspiration
Rippin on him gives me great elation
His faggotism is a new sensation
Watch RTBFTBG as it sweeps the fuckin NATION!!
Hey oh!
Hey oh!
Hey oh!
Hey oh!
Getcha hands up and show respect!
Hoo Haw! Gotcha all in check!
Someone dropped a load on Ryan’s neck
Hoo Haw! Gotcha all in check!
(fade out)
[b]R.I.P. Chelsie[/b]
[b]JJGC [/b] [SIZE="6"]4[/SIZE] [b]LIFE[/b]
Hard work never killed nobody, but I ain't taking no chances.
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It’s been a while so I thought I would whip a little something up:
As the holiday season approaches fast
Most people think of good times past
But in Ryan’s mind other thoughts linger
As he sits in a half circle of Bodybuilder magazine with lube on his finger
Ryan sits and thinks of things he can shove up his ass
From marbles to gerbils to remote controlled flurbles,
Nothing too large for him to say “pass”
From hairbrushes to parking cones to figurines of Yoda
Dildos strapped to Altoids in 2 liter bottles of soda
Ryan really likes to make a mess
And one thing he for sure will confess
He does it all for the love, he doesn’t always take the cash
He’ll suck you off with such excitement he sometimes gets whiplash!
He’ll quickly bend over and spread his butt cheeks with glee
Be careful at the urinal cause he’ll check you out as you pee
You will find him at the rest stop tapping his foot under the stall
His hummer rates seem reasonable, ten dollars per ball
His blow jobs are priced by the size of your dick
A dollar an inch and he will comp a butt lick
If you decide to “go all the way”
If you bang him hard he won’t make you pay
He’s gay little Ryan and he’s out every night
For under forty dollars he’ll make you feel right
He’s the world’s Biggest Faggot, there is no dispute
Just a look inside the xmass of a gay male prostitute.
As the holiday season approaches fast
Most people think of good times past
But in Ryan’s mind other thoughts linger
As he sits in a half circle of Bodybuilder magazine with lube on his finger
Ryan sits and thinks of things he can shove up his ass
From marbles to gerbils to remote controlled flurbles,
Nothing too large for him to say “pass”
From hairbrushes to parking cones to figurines of Yoda
Dildos strapped to Altoids in 2 liter bottles of soda
Ryan really likes to make a mess
And one thing he for sure will confess
He does it all for the love, he doesn’t always take the cash
He’ll suck you off with such excitement he sometimes gets whiplash!
He’ll quickly bend over and spread his butt cheeks with glee
Be careful at the urinal cause he’ll check you out as you pee
You will find him at the rest stop tapping his foot under the stall
His hummer rates seem reasonable, ten dollars per ball
His blow jobs are priced by the size of your dick
A dollar an inch and he will comp a butt lick
If you decide to “go all the way”
If you bang him hard he won’t make you pay
He’s gay little Ryan and he’s out every night
For under forty dollars he’ll make you feel right
He’s the world’s Biggest Faggot, there is no dispute
Just a look inside the xmass of a gay male prostitute.
[b]R.I.P. Chelsie[/b]
[b]JJGC [/b] [SIZE="6"]4[/SIZE] [b]LIFE[/b]
Hard work never killed nobody, but I ain't taking no chances.
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Hard work never killed nobody, but I ain't taking no chances.
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You can ask me now and I tell you I ain’t lyin’Chris Slack wrote:I've thought about archiving it a few times but just couldn't bring myself to do it
I’ll be 65 and still rhymin’ about Ryan
He’s such a little douche, faggot and pest
RTBFTBG won’t get any rest
I will keep dissin’ him year after year
When will I stop? When my gravestone you peer
Although my frequency may have slowed down
A monthly post will be the cure for your frown
Ryan’s titled Biggest Faggot, this can never go away
And after 4 years… I still got plenty more to say.
[b]R.I.P. Chelsie[/b]
[b]JJGC [/b] [SIZE="6"]4[/SIZE] [b]LIFE[/b]
Hard work never killed nobody, but I ain't taking no chances.
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Hard work never killed nobody, but I ain't taking no chances.
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hahahahahahaha holy shit this is hilarious. 
[font="Trebuchet MS"][color="Red"]YAY! For Violent Sex! [/color][/font]
[color="Magenta"][font="Comic Sans MS"]"I Just Get In The Van..."[/font][/color]
[font="Comic Sans MS"][color="Lime"]"Secrets Make Best Friends."[/color][/font]
[color="Cyan"][font="Comic Sans MS"]"oh. and i also like makeup sex..." [/font][/color]
[font="Comic Sans MS"][color="Yellow"]"You'll learn to love the pain you feel. "[/color][/font]
[color="Orange"] [font="Comic Sans MS"]"Just Shut Your Eyes, And Trust In Me."[/color]
[color="Purple"]"I think that's hot, like someone murdering me... its so... ..intimate"[/color][/font]
[font="Comic Sans MS"][color="White"]"I want to be your fantasy baby, you could be mine."[/color][/font]
:cheers: Chee-ahs!
[color="Magenta"][font="Comic Sans MS"]"I Just Get In The Van..."[/font][/color]
[font="Comic Sans MS"][color="Lime"]"Secrets Make Best Friends."[/color][/font]
[color="Cyan"][font="Comic Sans MS"]"oh. and i also like makeup sex..." [/font][/color]
[font="Comic Sans MS"][color="Yellow"]"You'll learn to love the pain you feel. "[/color][/font]
[color="Orange"] [font="Comic Sans MS"]"Just Shut Your Eyes, And Trust In Me."[/color]
[color="Purple"]"I think that's hot, like someone murdering me... its so... ..intimate"[/color][/font]
[font="Comic Sans MS"][color="White"]"I want to be your fantasy baby, you could be mine."[/color][/font]
:cheers: Chee-ahs!
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Ryan rides the butt pirate sea
An anal buccaneer
With a big fat cock between his lips
And a hand grasping each ear
He sucks and sucks until you're hard, then turn him around
Open up those butt cheeks wide and give his ass a pound
An anal buccaneer
With a big fat cock between his lips
And a hand grasping each ear
He sucks and sucks until you're hard, then turn him around
Open up those butt cheeks wide and give his ass a pound
[b]R.I.P. Chelsie[/b]
[b]JJGC [/b] [SIZE="6"]4[/SIZE] [b]LIFE[/b]
Hard work never killed nobody, but I ain't taking no chances.
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Hard work never killed nobody, but I ain't taking no chances.
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Has the smo lost their touch?
I , rebekah ann gribble, aka notsogoodgirl would like to say hello after 3 years of not being within the seattle vicinty, in tarentum pa, with crackheads.... but anyways, i missed you all and i have to say that was the fucking funniest post i have read in a long fucking time.
Anyway's...........
Anyway's...........[i]now that you have arrived,
stay awhile, and i promise i will k[/i]eep you
[b][/b]forever.......
stay awhile, and i promise i will k[/i]eep you
[b][/b]forever.......
And I would like to say welcome back. And since this is the Abyss, Fuck Off!
Oh, and Ryan is still the biggest faggot...
Oh, and Ryan is still the biggest faggot...
Notsogoodgirl wrote:I , rebekah ann gribble, aka notsogoodgirl would like to say hello after 3 years of not being within the seattle vicinty, in tarentum pa, with crackheads.... but anyways, i missed you all and i have to say that was the fucking funniest post i have read in a long fucking time.
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Originally Posted by Shitcock Jr
Skipp and the Spice 5[the first pressing of "Douche, the cleaner of the beast" gets my fist in the air everytime!!!].
WWMKD?
[SIZE="1"]"Fatwa has been declared on my ass by the Joanothin. AKA Hippie Gnome."
- Skipp666 (Oct. 5th, 2007)[/SIZE]
RIP Mr. Reed :whine:
Originally Posted by Shitcock Jr
Skipp and the Spice 5[the first pressing of "Douche, the cleaner of the beast" gets my fist in the air everytime!!!].
WWMKD?
[SIZE="1"]"Fatwa has been declared on my ass by the Joanothin. AKA Hippie Gnome."
- Skipp666 (Oct. 5th, 2007)[/SIZE]
RIP Mr. Reed :whine:
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His asshole leaks when he’s walking down the street
Drippin’ out cum from eleven men’s meat
Twelfth man came across his back and elbow
Cause one more in the rectum and that colon's gonna blow!
Ohhhh!
Ryan’s a faggot, the world’s BIGGEST faggot!
Ryan’s a faggot, the world’s BIGGEST faggot!
With a cock in his mouth and a twinkle in his toes
He tries to touch the taint with the tip of his nose
Choking and gagging it all down his throat
When schnoz reaches anus, the queermo has to gloat!
Ryan’s a faggot, the world’s BIGGEST faggot!
Ryan’s a faggot, the world’s BIGGEST faggot!
Now he only likes dick and he’ll never touch a womb
He’s known for spreading AIDS by just sashaying through the room
Giving hand jobs during daytime and blow jobs after dark
Inside of his asshole, a Buick you could park
Everybody now!
Ryan’s a faggot, the world’s BIGGEST faggot!
Ryan’s a faggot, the world’s BIGGEST faggot!
Drippin’ out cum from eleven men’s meat
Twelfth man came across his back and elbow
Cause one more in the rectum and that colon's gonna blow!
Ohhhh!
Ryan’s a faggot, the world’s BIGGEST faggot!
Ryan’s a faggot, the world’s BIGGEST faggot!
With a cock in his mouth and a twinkle in his toes
He tries to touch the taint with the tip of his nose
Choking and gagging it all down his throat
When schnoz reaches anus, the queermo has to gloat!
Ryan’s a faggot, the world’s BIGGEST faggot!
Ryan’s a faggot, the world’s BIGGEST faggot!
Now he only likes dick and he’ll never touch a womb
He’s known for spreading AIDS by just sashaying through the room
Giving hand jobs during daytime and blow jobs after dark
Inside of his asshole, a Buick you could park
Everybody now!
Ryan’s a faggot, the world’s BIGGEST faggot!
Ryan’s a faggot, the world’s BIGGEST faggot!
[b]R.I.P. Chelsie[/b]
[b]JJGC [/b] [SIZE="6"]4[/SIZE] [b]LIFE[/b]
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Re:
Lode wrote:Long live the best thread in internet history.
I forgot how it all started, so I had to solve the mystery.
I went back to page one and laughed while reading.
Who's ass loves to take a beating?
Ryan!
Who sucked a million dicks and fucks men by the horde?,
who's so fuckin dumb, he can't find the new board?
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Re: Ryan is the Biggest Faggot -the board game!!!!!
As the holiday approaches I thought I would get the board in the mood:
Ryan the biggest faggot
gAve a really good blow job
And if you ever saw it
You would let him slob your knob
All of the other homos
Used to want to fuck his butt
But that little faggot ryan,
wouldn’t let them bust a nut
Then one popper hazed orgy-eve
Ryan’s uncle came to say
“Ryan with your butt so tight
Won’t you sit on my dick tonight?”
Then all the homos loved him
As they got rug burns on their knee
Ryan The Biggest Faggot
He’ll get fucked by anybody!
Merry Fuckmass everybody!
Ryan the biggest faggot
gAve a really good blow job
And if you ever saw it
You would let him slob your knob
All of the other homos
Used to want to fuck his butt
But that little faggot ryan,
wouldn’t let them bust a nut
Then one popper hazed orgy-eve
Ryan’s uncle came to say
“Ryan with your butt so tight
Won’t you sit on my dick tonight?”
Then all the homos loved him
As they got rug burns on their knee
Ryan The Biggest Faggot
He’ll get fucked by anybody!
Merry Fuckmass everybody!
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Re: Ryan is the Biggest Faggot -the board game!!!!!
Ryan forever!
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another experimental subject..." -Mesa of Lost Women
another experimental subject..." -Mesa of Lost Women
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Re: Ryan is the Biggest Faggot -the board game!!!!!
Jody Jensen passed last night. Out of respect I am locking and pinning this thread.
"Regrettable... I was hoping for a colleague, but at least we have
another experimental subject..." -Mesa of Lost Women
another experimental subject..." -Mesa of Lost Women