The worst movie of 04 (by far)!!!

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The worst movie of 04 (by far)!!!

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Just saw "The Village" last night.......... it blew......... that is all......
Oh, except that I'm glad that I dident waiste money on it in the theater, and I got it because of a free rental at Blockbuster. Very, very disapointed. :mad:
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dont forget about the grudge

ju-on > the grudge
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weird... I just saw that for the first time last night also...spooky. well your right, that movie pretty much blew my ass, the end in particular. what a stupid twist, however, the actors did a fine job with what they were given.
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I think Blade 3 gets that (dis)honor
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I dident see "Blade 3" or "The Grudge". But, I imagine that they both prety much blew. But yeah bRRt, the ending was phucking terrible. Actually, truth be told, the twist could have been kool, but it just was not done right. I also could've appreciated the script alittle better if the story was better done. It makes sense to me that their old school lingo would suck ass if they really werent in that time period, so for that reason it makes sense that it was corny. However, the story was so bad that it made the script just stupid.
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indeed...
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Blade 3
Troy
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open water
the village
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Lila Moss wrote:open water
jeeesh that was a horrible movie! I'm upset with myself for sitting through that whole thing...in the THEATER no less.
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Dodgeball. I think Ben Stiller is horrible. I hate him.
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I think Troy gets my nomination.

I couldn't even sit through the whole thing. Give me a book any day.
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MeinLeben! wrote:Dodgeball. I think Ben Stiller is horrible. I hate him.
Yeah, Dodgeball was fucking terrible!
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sorry,but, Napolean Dynamite sucked more ass than I do. God damn I tried to laugh, but it never happened. maybe I should give it another shot...we'll see.

watching The Village was like watching IT, you spend the movie at least slightly intrigued, and then BAM!!!! giant fucking spider?!?!?!? that's what The Village made me think of.
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bRRt wrote:sorry,but, Napolean Dynamite sucked more ass than I do. God damn I tried to laugh, but it never happened. maybe I should give it another shot...we'll see.
You're the first person I've heard say that.
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MeinLeben! wrote:You're the first person I've heard say that.
I'm actually with bRRt on that one. Just dident dig it... However, since I watched it my girlfriend and I quote it all the time and we do get a kick out of doing so, so maybe if I watched it again I'd find it more amuseing. Maybe?
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Fuck Napolean Dynamite!!!!!! That was the most pointless movie.
Anchorman all the way.
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Thank You! The only movie that surpassed Anchorman in sheer suckage was Elf. I do like Will Ferrell, but yikes.

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Anchor man was just as fucking stupid.
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bRRt wrote:Anchor man was just as fucking stupid.

i liked the big rumble scene...but yeah...i dont think id go out of my way to watch it again...
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bRRt wrote:Anchor man was just as fucking stupid.
for shame bobby! FOR SHAME!!!

you laughed your ass off when we saw that together...

i watch that movie on a weekly basis.
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behindspace wrote:
you laughed your ass off when we saw that together.
I fucking knew it!!! bRRt, get your story straight...... bitch! :D
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MuC wrote:i liked the big rumble scene...but yeah...i dont think id go out of my way to watch it again...
hell...I forgot about that scene, that was pretty damn funny, It had some moments, but as a whole I would'nt go out of my way to see it again.
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bRRt wrote:hell...I forgot about that scene, that was pretty damn funny, It had some moments, but as a whole I would'nt go out of my way to see it again.
Yeah, Will Ferrell really dosent do it for me. I don't get it, the dude is only capable of playing one charater, one persona. Oh well, to each his own... After all, I enjoyed "Riding in cars with boys".
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It makes 'The Village' look like 'Citizen Kane'

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I didn't see every movie this year or even most of them but I came here to cast my vote for 'Open Water'. Pleases me to see some of you lot agree.
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I hate to see so many people complaining about Open Water. That rapes my soul. It's one flick I was really looking forward to enjoying.
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