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Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 9:50 pm
by Adremelech
RYAN!

Who "fertilized the egg" of his boyfriend Greg?

Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 10:03 pm
by LIVE FO RETSINIM
Ryan!!

Who, that when he walks in a room everyone asks "who farted?"? Who is looked down upon by even the retarded?????

Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 10:43 am
by Project Undead Vish
RYAN!

Who opens their mouth when it's time to pee, who can wrap their ass around a full grown tree?

Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 8:47 pm
by Adremelech
RYAN!

Who gets a major erection, when looking at his Kenny G album collection?

Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 11:26 am
by Drew
RYAN!

Who's anus resembles ... the Holland Tunnel?, a sperm guzzlin' funnel?, the place where GAY men love to nuzzle?, ... YES! a cock gargalin' buzzle?!?!?!?





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Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 12:36 pm
by Morbid
Drew wrote:RYAN!

Who's anus resembles ... the Holland Tunnel?, a sperm guzzlin' funnel?, the place where GAY men love to nuzzle?, ... YES! a cock garagin' buzzle?!?!?!?
You need a chocoloate factory Mr. Wonka!!!

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:25 am
by Adremelech
RYAN!

Whos diet consists of penis drippings, pubes and circumcision snippings?

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:11 am
by Project Undead Vish
RYAN!!!

Who do you find where poop and sperm meet? Who will suck your dick and always be discreet?

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 2:18 pm
by Adremelech
RYAN!

Who spends each and every night, getting his turds coated white?

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 5:19 pm
by Project Undead Vish
RYAN!

who's allergic to latex in his butt? who should be the victim of true snuff smut?

Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 7:27 pm
by Drew
RYAN!

Who chokes on men's loads?
Who solicits has ass on the side of the roads?
Who loves to dine on some choads?
Who speaks in gay codes?
Who skips on inserting hamsters and goes DIRECTLY ....... to toads?

Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 2:00 am
by LIVE FO RETSINIM
Ryan!

Who likes to take it up the butt?

Who, with a razor, his wrists he should cut?

Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 5:34 pm
by Adremelech
RYAN!

Who likes fat chicks who let him inside her? Who's ass is the biggest hamster hider?

Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 5:46 pm
by Project Undead Vish
RYAN!!!

When a sperm filled fart fills the air
Who is the one person sure to be there?

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 1:01 am
by LIVE FO RETSINIM
Ryan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he is a pussy little faggot with no balls at all
When a gay man gets a boner, ryan beckons the call
he drinks cum by the gallon, and eats poop by the pound,
He can't help but queefing every time he sits down.
His looks are atrocious, his personality a bore
the only one who understands is his boyfriend, “The Chubbiest Conquistador”
they are both greasy and sick
and they suck each other's dick
Then ryan blows a load on Chubbie's greasy fat rolls

Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 1:04 am
by LIVE FO RETSINIM
Ryan's a diseased fucking fag, you better heed the warning!!!
You probably got aids if you wake up next to him in the morning
He’s a bitch little queer with puckered up lips
A cum covered back and handle-bar hips
With no gag reflex he deepthroats without choking
Gonarria so bad his asshole is smoking
He’s got crabs on his nuts, and sores on his taint
He has severe brain damage from eating lead chips of paint
He is such a fucking douchebag, faggot and a cunt
If life was a home run derby, he would be a bunt.


suck it you little bitch.

Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 9:48 pm
by Kimberly
Ryan is his name and sucking any and all cock is his game...
Be it morning, noon or sundown...
You'll always find Ryan with his pants down...

Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 5:53 am
by LIVE FO RETSINIM
He’s the queen cock sucker
An ugly mother fucker
Dumb as shit
And always throws a fit
His pussy gets burned
The faggot never learned
That I rule his momma
And his life is full of drama
Cause he’s a giant wussy
Inverted his dick into a pussy
And his muscles are very weak
A vagina that can speak
That is ryan

Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 6:18 am
by LIVE FO RETSINIM
ryan!!!

He doesn’t’ have a job so he doesn’t get paid
He’s never fucked a chick, so he’s never been laid
He’s got a douche bag face on a dildo head
Even his mother wishes he was dead
A dumb piece of shit with a tiny cock
He’d fall flat as paper if I gave him a knock
If you ever want to try me come to my show
October 29th, at the Central.

2007

Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 2:48 pm
by Kimberly
RYAN!!


Ryan is huge on the Washington scene
The biggest queen one has ever seen
Be it a stall in an airport, or one at a rock show
When he's got cock in his mouth, he sure does glow

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 4:34 am
by JERONIMO
Kimberly wrote:RYAN!!


Ryan is huge on the Washington scene
The biggest queen one has ever seen
Be it a stall in an airport, or one at a rock show
When he's got cock in his mouth, he sure does glow
ding dong look suck my dong

he would rule with an iron's rod

I think I'm a penguin but I'm always wrong

her lips spitting kisses like sunny secrets from the gods

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 10:53 am
by Drew
LIVE FO RETSINIM wrote:ryan!!!

He doesn’t’ have a job so he doesn’t get paid
He’s never fucked a chick, so he’s never been laid
He’s got a douche bag face on a dildo head
Even his mother wishes he was dead
A dumb piece of shit with a tiny cock
He’d fall flat as paper if I gave him a knock
If you ever want to try me come to my show
October 29th, at the Central.

2007
Aaah fuck ... coffee all over my desk. Thanks! Lines #3 and 4 did it.

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 12:31 am
by imperator_Drakul
LIVE FO RETSINIM wrote:Ryan's a diseased fucking fag, you better heed the warning!!!
You probably got aids if you wake up next to him in the morning
He’s a bitch little queer with puckered up lips
A cum covered back and handle-bar hips
With no gag reflex he deepthroats without choking
Gonarria so bad his asshole is smoking
He’s got crabs on his nuts, and sores on his taint
He has severe brain damage from eating lead chips of paint
He is such a fucking douchebag, faggot and a cunt
If life was a home run derby, he would be a bunt.


suck it you little bitch.
i dont know the person you all are dissing, but this post and the one before it are fucking hilarious! it seems you sure have a gift of vulgar poetry, a de sadean art:metal:

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 10:28 pm
by skipp666
How much is that faggot in the window (gulp, gulp)
The one with the waggley fairy tail
How much is that faggot in the window (gulp, gulp)
I do hope that faggot's for sale

I must take a trip to Everott QFC
And leave my poor sweet pee upon he
If he has an ass he won't be lonesome
And the Skipper will have a good home

How much is that faggot in the window (slurp, slurp)
The one with the waggley fairy tail
How much is that faggot in the window (slurp, slurp)
I do hope that faggot's for sale

Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 2:44 pm
by Lala666
Me to hopes he is for sale as I am in need of dick Phuck house boy!!!

Hungry: Damien (my cat) needs his litter boxed clean!!!

skipp666 wrote:How much is that faggot in the window (gulp, gulp)
The one with the waggley fairy tail
How much is that faggot in the window (gulp, gulp)
I do hope that faggot's for sale

I must take a trip to Everott QFC
And leave my poor sweet pee upon he
If he has an ass he won't be lonesome
And the Skipper will have a good home

How much is that faggot in the window (slurp, slurp)
The one with the waggley fairy tail
How much is that faggot in the window (slurp, slurp)
I do hope that faggot's for sale