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skipp666 wrote:Ryan!
Who's the choad yodeler that has a blast as a child fondler?

Who's funny as hell, but doesn't rhyme very well?

SKIPP!

Oh... We are talking about the Shitcock here, so here we go:

Who's the ultimate forum fool? Who's penis looks like it was just in a 35 degree swimming pool?









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I just re-read most of this thread. Pages 1-10 should be immortalized in a Forum "best of" archive on the basis that is it gold comedy!

Dark Side of the Moon is nothing without the rest of Pink Floyd. Those guys need to finally man-up and reunite. They are in their 60's now, so there isn't much time.

Freak Bassman wrote:Tenacious D

Good call!

you are either dr.coathanger or LIVEFORETINISM you are posing as a girl then calling people a girl hmmmmmmm Question #1: How many times in the past have you made accusations like this? (Answer: 3x10^43) Question #2: How many times were you correct? (Answer: 0) One would think you'd have learned by ...

Who's addicted like a junkie, to spanking his monkey?

Blonde leading the blonde wrote:Just a small off-topic comment: Can we come up with a rule banning any signature line more than one screen tall/long or wide at 1280x1024 pixel setting? Pretty please?

Good call!! I totally agree.

I am a diehard fan of the original Peter Sellers "Pink Panther" movies. I have been totally afraid of having anything to do with the new movie, but after reading your review, I might just go do it. No Kato though?!?!? That sucks. Clouseau freaking out every time he got home in the old movi...

Oh SWEET! Ryan_the_sodomizer_of_boys is back!

xryanvkm wrote:BrokenBack Glass Lotion

<whisper>
*Psst*.... Hey Shitcock..... *Psssssst*... SHITCOCK!..... That's BROKEBACK, not BROKENBACK.

RYAN!

He likes it in the pooper, but what he likes best: When you squat over him and shit on his chest.

Who'm I talkin' 'bout?

Who went to the hospital and when they checked 'em,
They found 30 gerbils in his rectum?



...Sorry, I couldn't resist posting another one...

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LIVE FO RETSINIM wrote:cum coated colon.

That sounds like the name of a Vulgarizer song...

A "BEST OF" forum needs to be created for threads like this to be immortalized. There have been a few threads like this over the last few years that deserve to be on it.

Yeah, I gotta hand it to you Ryan. You actually did figure out how to kill this thread. Now all of a sudden it's "uncool" to post here.

Maybe you aren't as dumb as people think...


*Bites tongue*

And with that... I retire from this thread. I want to leave on a high note.

EDIT: So, I ended up coming out of retirement later on in the thread... So sue me.

RYAN!

Who Thinks he's tough but he's actually a wimp? Who's penis resembles a popcorn shrimp?

xryanvkm wrote:Ryan

Who loves the outdoors, fishing, working on cars, and wearing flannel?

...Who loves watching the naked boy channel?

RYAN!!

Who enjoys wrestling, imagining all the half naked guys to screw? The thought of Ric Flair's ass makes him say "Wooooo!"

R-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-YAN!

Who's thoughts of a boy makes his dick get swollen, cause he can't wait to probe his colon?



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RYAN!

He couldn't see his penis but he still had hope. He called me to borrow my microscope!

Damn... Here we are on almost page #10, and this thread is STILL fucking funny!

RYAN!


Who's dick burns like fire when he takes a piss, from that nasty case of syphilis?

RRRRRRRRRRRYAN!

Who's a foreskin felching flaming fairy, who gulps the goo of a guy named Gary?